Kid: I'm hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I'm dad Teenager: I'm t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I'm dad Nazi: finally
The last Words from a depressive Person are:"I finally see a Train"
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's Passing!
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
Guy: Hey siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up? Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed
one day an orphan went to jail and a big dude went behind him and said I want you and the orphan said finally
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom but then he realizes it's air.
Why do orphans love church
They finally have a father
Why do orphans play gta they finally wanted
RIL POKEM Amxiety evolved into depression.Depression was the finally stage evelution
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show I waited and when she finally passed by Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Pecock
your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What's the best part of a terrorist on fourth of July The finale
