Film jokes
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.