Film jokes
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉