Film jokes

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?

Alien vs. Predator.

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What is an emo's favorite movie?

The Suicide Squad.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can phone home.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)