Film jokes
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?