Film jokes

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?

Alien vs. Predator.

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can phone home.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What is an emo's favorite movie?

The Suicide Squad.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"