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Film Jokes
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
