Feature jokes
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Hairline.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Too good to be true.
swim like a boss
ngl
Bro: my forehead isn’t that big
Community talk
The dislike counter is back.
What a great day to be alive.
I finally did it. I blocked him. He’s been treating me like crap since day one. Making me feel bad when he was the one cheating. He was the one not caring when I was pushing everything else aside to be by him and care for him. But it was never enough He said messed with my feelings and made me feel bad but I’m finally learning. And now I have N. He’s the most caring person I’ve ever met. He treats me like I’m a real… Read more
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