Favourite

Favourite Jokes

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

Movie

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

Movie

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

Football

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

Nut

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

Christmas

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

Pirate

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.