Favourite jokes

What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

What is shark's favorite day?

Chewsday.

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

Who is chicken's favorite actor?

James Cor-hen!

What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

What is my favorite color? Yellow.

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

What is your favorite name?

What is your favorite time of day?

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.