Favourite jokes
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.