Favourite jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.