Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Favourite Jokes
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
