Favourite jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.