Favourite jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!