Favourite jokes
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."