Favourite jokes
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.