Favorite jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.