Favorite jokes
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"