Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
