Favorite jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.