My favorite website
I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What is the titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers
What’s an orphans favourite game Catch
what's a witch favorite subject
Think of your favorite singer. Now. Go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS, . Now think about your least fave mine is oil London😵 this is my home now 1. What rhymes with oil put it in da chat. Bye weird people
What's a cannibals favorite place? A day care
What is an orphans least favorite tv show Full house
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
What's the best thing about Covid19, it gets into any kid.
What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
White vans
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
lol 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where i get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Ok, yall ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalitized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hiot _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmellows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well its pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly? because it can actually buy a house
