Favorite jokes
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.