My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
What is the orphans favorite toy from his parents
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What's orphans favorite game house keeping
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
