What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
