Favorite jokes
Comment your favorite sport.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!