Favorite

Favorite Jokes

Song

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

Drink

Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?

A: Wo-Tah!

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

Orphan

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

Suicide

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

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  • Newspaper

    What's a cow's favorite newspaper?

    The Daily M0Os.

    Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!