Favorite jokes
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.