What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
PorkChopped
hah got em (i guess)
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
What is an orphans favorite toy. A mom a dad action figure
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avaCODo.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Time for double joke tuesday
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me
Kid: Your a dick, you know!
Me: And your a pussy, you know?
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question
His husband said, whats your question?
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants"
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
what's the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
My uncle sayEd to me once ur my favorite child and I said u mean Nece he said no my favorite child
what is a gay mans favorite hobby
cockfighting
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary
