Favorite jokes
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.