what's an orphans least favorite game.
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is a orphins faveriot movie. Home alone
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
What's ghost's favorite food? I like some BOO-RITOS!
What is the orphans favorite toy from his parents
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
What is a nonces favourite toy....? You
Why did the little girl cry twice. Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
what is a gay school boys favorite grade
d+
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?.
Re-tarter sauce.
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?
domi-nose
whats a dead persons favorite sentence**?I made it
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day... Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away... I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand... When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What's orphans favorite game house keeping
