What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What was the Orphan favorite cartoon show?
Fairy Oddparents
What is a gay man's favorite job? a blowjob
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.