Favorite jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.