Favorite jokes
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!