Favorite jokes

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

What is Hitler's favorite animal?

A dolphin.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.

What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Answer: Crimea River!

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?

A: Plain.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?

"Hee-Heegypt!"

What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?

Answer: SUCCulent

What's a priest's favorite toy?

A mute little boy.

My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.