Favorite jokes
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent