Favorite jokes
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.