Favorite jokes
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.