Favorite jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.