What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
I meant to say, whatβs an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Whatβs an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
Itβs not like they can watch it anyway: itβs PG.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
