Favorite jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?

SPACE.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.

What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.

Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it comes back.

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.