yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
what is an orphans least favorite store: Homedepot
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the twin towers favorite kind of pizza A:Plain
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit? Hee-Heegypt
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
