Favorite jokes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.