Favorite jokes
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?