What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow road
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the twin towers favorite kind of pizza A:Plain
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit? Hee-Heegypt
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
