What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
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What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
whats an indians favorite drug beans
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The Punchline.
What's an indians favorite store?
Red dot
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
what is an orphans least favorite store: Homedepot
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
