What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What is an orphans favorite part of school homework
whys a orphan's least favorite day field trip day because they can't get a parents signature
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is a orphans favorite movie? Meet the family
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
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What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
