Favorite jokes
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.