Fauna jokes
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
I love animals!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What animal lies? A lion.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.