Fauna jokes

Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?

Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!

A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

Animal jokes, eh?

Toucan play at that game.

My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.

After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.

The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"

The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."