How many children does Explain Bear have?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What kind of bull doesnโt have horns?
A bullfrog!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What animal lies? A lion.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
