What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Why wasnā€™t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What is a doe called with no legs?
ā€¢" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
ā€¢" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
ā€¢" No eye deer."
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Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What kind of bull doesnā€™t have horns?
A bullfrog!
