Fauna Jokes

Bear

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

Animal

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

Owl

A funny joke:

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"

Armadillo

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

Deer

What type of deer can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Duck

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Deer

What is a doe called with no legs?

•" No legged deer."

What do you call a deer with no ears?

•" No eared deer."

What do you call a deer with no eye?

•" No eye deer."

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Bird

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover up their butt quack!