Father's jokes
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭