Father's jokes
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭