Fat jokes

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"