Fat jokes
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Memes
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Harrison
Yo momma so fat!
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.