Fat jokes
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Memes
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Yo momma so fat!
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."