Fat jokes

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

My mate Noha.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!