Fat

Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.