Fat

Fat jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Mouth

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Roast

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Book

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Mum

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Mom

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Walk

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Mama

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Mom

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump