Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don't destroy none of the planets
yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great wall of China.
your mama so fat the flash died half way running around her
Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
kid- ur so fat other kid- at least fat can be change but yo ugly face cant be
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
BRAKING NEWS!
LITTLE JOHNNYS DEAD!!!
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
I keep getting ads about belly fat
yo mama is so fat that she put a yellow dress people called taxi
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat you can see her from 100000000000000000000000000 galaxy's away
yo mama so fat and old she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mommas so fat she doesnโt know how to play bacon.
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
