Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Fat wolf
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
You are fat.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.