Fat jokes

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!