You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
