Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
You're just big and good.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
