Fat

Fat jokes

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Starter

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Panda

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Mama

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Mama

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Insult

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Time

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Mother

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Mom

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Momma

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.