Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.