Fat jokes

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

You're just big and good.

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."