Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.