Fat jokes

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!