Fat jokes
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Fat Nyanwolf
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.