Fat jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.