Fat jokes
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."