Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.