Fat jokes
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
My life </3 XD :'(
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.