Fat

Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn't you"