Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.