Fat jokes

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

You are fat.

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.