Fat jokes

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.