Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!