Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

What weapon does a fat Jedi use?

A heavy saber.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

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Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

What do you call a fat midget?

A pig.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.