Fat

Fat jokes

Mum

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Memes

Momma

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Mama

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Picture

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Mama

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Father

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Teacher

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

Mama

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.