Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

What did a fat cow give you?

Homework.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.