Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.