Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!