Fat jokes

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Why are all fat people bad drivers?

They are all hungover.

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.