Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"