Fat jokes

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao