Fat jokes

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your fat ass mom.

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.