ur mommas so fat that when she became a spy here codename was oobese
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
How did the fat person cross the road? It rolled
Yo mama is so fat she jumped to the air and got stuck
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture you were considered as an island. Bully:(Speechless)
yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put on foot on it
yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl and and plate and ketchup to the redzone
Your momma's so fat when I went to suck her titties I got a mouth full of knee
Your mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete cracked up.
Why dod the weel fall?
BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MANY FAT PEOPLE ON IT.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk she made an earthquake!!!!!
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
When a fat person wants to kill themselves... why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
My brother goes into the bar and says bartender give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey. The bartender says that's a lot of alcohol. My brother says celebrating my first blowjob. The bartender said let me buy you a drink. My brother said no this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth.
My wife is so ugly when she was born. The doctor said I did everything I could but she pulled through anyways. When she was born the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in said not done. The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said twins. He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the after birth.
Your mom is soo fat nobody can compare her to anything
