Fat jokes

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Levi and Andrew are fat.

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.