Fat jokes

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.