Fat jokes
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
You're just big and good.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.