Fat jokes

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Why are all fat people bad drivers?

They are all hungover.

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"