Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.