Fat

Fat jokes

Wife

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Mama

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Momma

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Chocolate

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

Momma

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Rolex

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Mama

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Mom

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Mom

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Pringles

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Eye

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Mom

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.