Fat jokes
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Memes
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.