Fat jokes

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

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The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.

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Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.