What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
Simon says touch your chin . the fat people be like. .Witch one.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of coke - Louie Fennell 2018
yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly bottom beats her home by 15 min
the chicken is so fat
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
Hey fatboy why are you so damn fat? Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie
If your fat and transgender, then would you be condsidered transfat?
your mama so fat when scientist discovered her they thought it was a new galaxy
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted taxi
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC
a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Your mama so fat, that when she ate burger, she liked it.
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
