Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.