Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

I am a fat girl.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!