Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
SHES FAT!!
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.