Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!