Fat jokes

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.