Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Ur mom is so fat that she brang a spoon to the superbowl
you mom so fat that buegr
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
