Body Size Jokes

Momma

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Mama

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Fat

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

Momma

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Momma

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Mamma

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!