Body size jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Arden is so fat!
Fat.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.