Body size jokes

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Fat people are the reason we have double doors.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat,

she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!