Body size jokes
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.