Fat jokes

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"