Fastest

Fastest Jokes

Reader

Who's the fastest reader?

Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.

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  • 9/11 victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

    Pilot

    Who reads the fastest?

    The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

    Police Officer

    Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."

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  • Shark

    A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

    So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

    Reader

    Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

    9/11 victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

    Hospital

    What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.

    Reader

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

    Reader

    Who are the fastest readers of all time?

    People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

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  • 911

    A collection of 911 jokes.

    What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

    Plane.

    What was the color of 911?

    Plane.

    What is the fastest way to see 911?

    Plane.

    Rumor

    What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?

    Telephone? No.

    Television? No.

    How then? Tell a woman!

    Orange

    Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?

    Because it never runs out of juice.

    City

    What's the city with the fastest growing population?

    Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!

    Gun

    I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.