Fastest jokes
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
what is the fastest country? iran.
Memes
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.