Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Fastest Jokes
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
