Farewell jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

Going in a military.

The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"

My fucking life, cya.

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class? Catch you later!

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

Hi, bye.

Sayo-nara.

Good night.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What did the letter A say to the letter B?

"Z" you later.

What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.