Farewell jokes

Americans leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.

May he rest in pizza.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Hi, bye.

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?

Because they are not going to work.

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

#GOODBYEGWEN

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

My fucking life, cya.