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Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.