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Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Guy 1: How far are we going?

Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.

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I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!

That’s the best I’ve done so far.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.