Family jokes

How do orphan jokes start?

Checking your shoulder.

What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

Because they need their parents to go pick it up.

Why do orphans love foster homes?

Because they actually have a home.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

Yo mama is Dora.

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Parents: Let's have a bonfire.

Me: Let's go to the orphanage.

Parents: To bring other children?

Me: No, to have the fire.

Parents: Won't they be missed?

Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.

Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!