Family jokes
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?