Family jokes
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
HERE ARE MY DOGS
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Mom!
Mom (DYM 65).
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.