Family jokes
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
I love playing games with my family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.