Family jokes
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Memes
my uncle in 2008 his name is Aamad
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Your mom gay.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
My kid had an accident.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.