Family jokes
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What is it about sisters who argue?
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Your dad's a cunt.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Why does my brother have no mom?
I see you.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Orphans are cool.