Family jokes
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
My brother is cute
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Mom (DYM 65).
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.