Family jokes

Why is it OK to hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

Mom!

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."

20 years later

Orphan: "Dad?"

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

Why are orphans lonely?

Because they don't have parents to talk to.

Why can’t orphans have a house pet?

Because its parents have it to itself.

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😡): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

Why do orphans not love their parents?

Because they don’t have parents.

Why do orphans not have parents?

Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it could not find home.

Where did a chicken orphan go?

A foster home.

Why do orphans play baseball?

So they can touch home.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

Mom (DYM 65).

Why are you an orphan? Loser...