I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
