Family jokes
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
My mom left me at a very young age.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.