Family jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”