Family jokes
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Memes
My little girl
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Joe Mama!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.