Family jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
no no no no no no no no no
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Joe Mama!
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Mom!
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...