Family jokes
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Orphan joke.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Can someone be my daddy?
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Yo mamma sucks!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.