Family jokes
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
what you get
Who's an orphan?
You are.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.