Family jokes
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Yo mamma sucks!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol