Family jokes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.