Family jokes
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Who's an orphan?
You are.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Memes
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Can someone be my daddy?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.