Family jokes
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Memes
HERE ARE MY DOGS
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."