Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Memes
My som
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!