Family jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Memes
My honest reaction when my mom said no
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."