Family jokes
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Dmitriy has no mother.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.