Family jokes
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Memes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.