Family jokes
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Dmitriy has no mother.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
I'm pregnant.