Family jokes
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
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People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Can someone be my daddy?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."