Family jokes

Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.

Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.

Student: OOFT.

Teacher: Who are we missing?

Student: Your parents.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One's actually picked.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"

"Baking a cake."

The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.

"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."

Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

I see you.

Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.

What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?

None. Neither can see their parents.

Why can't an orphan play basketball?

Because no one will be cheering them on.