Family jokes
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Joe Mama!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.