Family jokes
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
"Stop bullying me!"
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!