Family jokes
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Ur mom gei.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.
The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS