Family jokes
Mom!
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
My little girl
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.