Family jokes
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
My kid had an accident.
My little girl
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.