Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Family Jokes
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
