Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
I have a body count of 7.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!