Family jokes
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.