Family jokes
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
When the card declines on child insurance.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.