I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
