Family jokes
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
I love my family.
Yo mama so nice she...
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."