Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Family Jokes
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
“In yo mama.”
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
