Family jokes
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.