Family jokes
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!
Memes
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!