Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
I love orphans. They're precious.