Family jokes
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
I love my mom.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.