Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Family Jokes
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Family Guy funny moments.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Your mum isn't home.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
