Family jokes

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Why do orphans love blowjobs?

Because they actually get kissed!

What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?

The home screen.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't orphans play poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

When does a kid become an orphan?

When the parents leave.

When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.

Why don't orphans rob the bank?

Because they're not wanted.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

Why can't orphans have gay sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

I love my mom.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!