Family jokes
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"