Family jokes
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!