Family jokes

The orphans all died!!!

Oh wait, no one cares...

Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Oh, brother!

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need parent registration!

What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

Miscarriage.

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

Your mom gay, lol.

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?

Why can’t orphans build computers?

They don’t know where to put the motherboard.

Yo mama is Dora.