Family jokes
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Oh, brother!
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!