Family jokes
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Memes
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Your mom gay, lol.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Yo mama is Dora.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.