Family jokes
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Memes
When you found out Queen Elizabeth ii on fortnite ._.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”