Family jokes

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

Because they can't run home.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

Why was Kobe a good father?

He took his daughter with him.

I ate my mom.

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

What is wrong with orphans' phones?

They'll never have a home screen.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Your mom is hot.

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."