My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Family Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
