Family jokes
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Your mom is hot.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
im chaceing after ur daddy
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.