Family jokes

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

What is wrong with orphans' phones?

They'll never have a home screen.

Your mom is hot.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

What do orphans eat for breakfast?

Daddy-O's.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

A kid called Chris:

:orphan

Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂

One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!