Family jokes
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Memes
Yo mama is Dora.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Your mom gay, lol.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.