Family jokes
"Ur mum is big."
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Oh, brother!
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.