Family jokes
"Ur mum is big."
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Oh, brother!
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.