Family jokes
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Yo mama is Dora.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Your mom gay, lol.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!