Family jokes
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Your mom's hot.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Ur mom gay.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.