Family jokes
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.