Family jokes
Incest is wincest.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Your mom and your dad.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
"Stop bullying me!"
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.