Family jokes

I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.

Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.

"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they need a parent’s signature.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home! 😂🤣

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

What is the difference between onions and babies?

I cry when I cut onions.

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.

Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?

Because it can't find the home button.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?

One is allowed in the house.