Family jokes
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.